Who is Lacie? In case you are new or forgot, Lacie is Jerkface’s childhood friend, and current irritant. More on Lacie here.
Here in Canada it is Thanksgiving. Poor Americans must wait until icy November to eat a pile of food that takes 3 days to prepare and stress over and then spend quality time with their nightmare families! Poor Americans. We in Canada will get it over with by the end of today. On the plus side: friendship and the odd decent family member (which is PURE LUCK by the way, having one of these diamonds in your midst). So if you have some people you don’t despise, by all means, take the day to be grateful for them.
(Truthfully I quite like Thanksgiving, but Jerkface certainly has no reason to).