Hurp-a-derp!  Back after Chrimbus just in time to finish this story on a depressing note!  What can I say!? I can say:

1. I do what I want! (Ooo Rebel!)

2. Sometimes things are depressing, especially for certain people who get the turdy-end of the society stick. Ya hear me in the cheap seats, amiright?!

3. Commiserating and talking about this stuff can make it better! SO YOU’RE WELCOME (for totally bumming you out).

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